“You can expect your loved ones to land safely; with only minor amputations being necessary.”
“I’ve been calling it ‘Global Warming,’ but that’s just a trick folks; a term I use to make snowball jokes. My God, I’m so stupid.”
We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump
“Honestly, I think we’re just going to move every piece of debris 10 feet to the right and see if that helps,” Long stated.
Dawn has sent 5,500 bottles of soap to help clean thousands of Native Americans who are now covered in oil.
“It appears that he was not remotely aware of the situation and still probably isn’t.”
A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future.