Banned Bump Stocks Will Be Recycled as Sex Toys, Justice Department Says

“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.”

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Mueller: Gay Tryst, Pee Tape Emerged From Investigation

Trump starts gagging and declares that ‘the golden juice went down the wrong pipe!’

Lettuce Recall Helps Millions of Vegans Cut Carbon Footprint by Dying of Starvation

YouReadyGrandma

We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump

World’s Remaining Nice People ‘Strongly Considering Not Being Taken Advantage of Anymore’

YouReadyGrandma

We’re leaning toward ‘acting just like all of you fucking assholes.’

Remorseful Jim Acosta ‘What the Fuck Have I Done!?’

YouReadyGrandma

“Jim just got front row seats to Broadway’s shit musical ‘Adolph Twitler: The Fuckface von Clownstick Story’

Tenacious Justice Ginsburg Lands 720 Gazelle Flip With 3 Broken Ribs

Ginsburg didn’t know she’d broken her ribs until bruising showed through her tattoos.

Scott Walker Begins Sobering Up to Qualify for Unemployment Assistance

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Scott Walker will now have to flush his system of illegal substances in order to qualify for unemployment assistance.

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