Washington Redskins Change Mascot to The Negroes

“In lieu of officially being called “The Redskins,” the team has announced – in a short press release – that they will now go by “The Washington…”

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6 More Ways America Leads The World

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“America leads the world in pretty much everything awesome, there’s no need to even research that because everyone knows it. Fact. Period. Soaring eagles. End of story. But, did you know that…”

Ben Carson Lays Out Detailed Terror Plot to Help ISIS

“During the latest Republican Presidential Debate, Dr. Ben Carson took the time to lay out a shockingly specific plan for how ISIS could severely cripple the…”

Milwaukee to Issue Flamethrowers to Residents

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“Milwaukee, Wisconsin Alderman Jim Bohl has made a sweeping decree to issue flamethrowers to all residents in light of slow and ineffective snow-clearing efforts in the city. An order has already been put in with an undisclosed military manufacturer for nearly…”

SeaWorld Refusing to Free Dead Whale

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SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas is refusing to properly dispose of the corpse of the recently deceased, 18-year-old orca named Unna. Instead, the park has opted to continue using the lifeless animal to continue bringing in crowds and doing shows.

With PETA in an uproar and petitions circling the Internet…

Steve Harvey Names Winner From Wrong Planet for Miss Universe

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NRA Releases a Warning Regarding Mass Shootings

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“Hopefully you are aware of the widespread gun ban suggestions that threaten the United States and your right to arm yourself. Remember: Just because…”

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