President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water


“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.”


Woman Accidentally Sends Thoughts & Prayers on Facebook



Mike Pence Could become First Self-Loathing, Homosexual President


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The ‘Too Soon’ Gun Campaign Asks Domestic Terrorists to “Tone it Down”


Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons.

Trump: ‘South Koreans Have Fired Japan Over Itself With a Nuclear Missile’


In an emotional response, U.S. President Donald Trump has tweeted a well-thought-out message to the world regarding the alarming missile launch today over Japan:

Fans in Section 129 at NFL Game Engage in Reasonable Discourse Regarding Colin Kaepernick


Citing differing opinions regarding Freedom of Speech as found in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, fans in section 129 of the Carolina Panthers vs. San Francisco 49ers game spent the 12-minute halftime respectfully debating the merits of free speech in relation to patriotism.

North Korea Accidentally Nukes Itself

The North Korean leader then flipped open a glass-encased red button, pressed it, and was immediately torn apart – along with the rest of his country – by a faulty nuclear missile.

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