Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes Gave His MVP Trophy to a Nearby Native American Tribe

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“If this will lift the curse from constructing Arrowhead Stadium on an Indian burial ground, then we’re willing to let it slide.” – Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt

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McDonald’s is Giving Away Red Heart Disease Awareness T-Shirts With Purchase of Grand Big Mac Meal

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The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.

More Than 6,000 Airplanes are Still Frozen Over US Airspace

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“You can expect your loved ones to land safely; with only minor amputations being necessary.”

Trump Admits ‘The Polar Vortex is Caused by Climate Change’

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“I’ve been calling it ‘Global Warming,’ but that’s just a trick folks; a term I use to make snowball jokes. My God, I’m so stupid.”

FaceTime Bug Causes Small Wormholes to Appear & Suck Up iPhones, Nearby Objects

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“Simply put, Apple has accidentally created a shortcut through spacetime.”

President Trump Has Invited Nick Sandmann to Stand Six Inches From His Face at the State of The Union Address

“Nick will be up there competing for the same oxygen supply as the President for roughly an hour.”

Trump to Play Blackfaced ‘Ronald Klump’ Alongside Kanye West in Summer Blockbuster Movie

Early reports confirm Trump stars in the film as Ronald Klump, an “incredibly-relatable, African American Trump supporter who ventures on a mission to get Mexico to pay for the wall.”

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