Somewhat vigilant Americans order last round of breadsticks before boycotting Olive Garden

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After learning that Olive Garden’s parent company donates to the Trump campaign, liberals everywhere are asking for one last tinfoil bag of over-salted, buttery goodness before never setting foot in the glorified salad bar again. As of press time, boycotters had already begun purchasing TV dinners as a less expensive, higher quality alternative to the restaurant’s entrees. Advertisements

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Crowd chants “Knock her up! Knock her up!” as Trump, Clinton swap saliva on National Kiss and Make Up Day

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Hillary Clinton made a surprise appearance at a Trump Rally in Altoona, Pennsylvania today where she shared a kiss with the president for National Kiss and Make Up Day.

Frozen waffles are for tasteless psychopaths

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If you enjoy eating frozen shit saucers that come out of the toaster one of two ways: burnt to a crisp or looking like someone fucked it to death, then you are a certified psychopath.

Americans who wanted fresh, new faces in office laugh as what’s-his-name ends presidential bid

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Most Americans are sharing a collective laugh, yet again, as another no-name candidate has exited the field of 2020 presidential candidates. What do you think? Brenton Ridgewater, 39, stay-at-home son Janice Jenkins, 41, life coach in training Gerald Higgins, 81, retired soccer mom

New NFL trend has players receiving hot enemas before games

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There’s a good chance your favorite football player just had a hot enema before taking the field when you watch this Sunday.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg vows to beat every disease known to man by 2040

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Having already overcome four types of cancer, including colon and lung, the 89-year-old Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she plans to defeat every disease known to man by 2040. Ginsburg, who is currently battling pancreatic cancer, plans to move on to a sizable brain tumor and then have a minor stroke.

Trade War End in Sight: China is growing test tube copies of the US to trade with instead

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As of this week China has stolen enough US secrets, technology and data to begin growing its own United States.

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