Formerly an archeologist in the early 19th century, Melania unearthed Donald in Egypt back in 1909.
President Donald Trump used a morning staff meeting today to address leaks that have plagued his administration since day one. In an impassioned speech, the President touched on many topics – concluding with the implementation […]
In a timely press release the Wright Brothers, who invented flight, said “This isn’t what we intended. We only overbooked as a joke when racist aunt Karen wanted to visit, and she wasn’t technically, completely […]
“Schwarzenegger was also not ‘carrying a backpack,’ he was actually strapped in to a military-grade jet pack.”
“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis
The former President reported that it was “very easy” to find most of the guns.
“What would you say to those around the world who are afraid of your leadership” – Trump paused, took a deep breath, and began: