In a speech on the House floor today, representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that she was taking back her claim of being a Christian nationalist after she learned that the Bible itself uses pronouns.
“I don’t know how or why or when it happened, but I have come to find out that the Bible has been compromised and weaponized. Since when did the Bible use pronouns!? Who put them in there? It was probably the jews!” Greene shouted. “I’m willing to bet it was translated too many times by these jewish, homosexual, commie, marxist liberals!”
Greene then told the confused room of representatives that she was changing her affiliation from Christian nationalist and pushing to either rewrite the Bible without any pronouns; or “ban the evil book altogether.”
“I’m no longer a Christian nationalist. I now want to be called a white nationalist,” Greene told her stunned colleagues. “It’s a no-brainer. I’m white and I’m a nationalist. So it just makes sense to call myself a white nationalist!”
Greene then gave what appeared to be a Nazi salute and walked out of the room.
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