Melania Trump says she cried uncontrollably Thursday night after she read all 157 pages of her prenuptial agreement and realized that she will ever have to visit Donald once he goes to prison.
When reached for comment, the former first lady gave a brief statement.
“I was watching the January 6th hearings and I quickly realized that Donald is completely screwed,” Melania smiled. “So I immediately started reading the agreement while looking for any visitation requirements. There are none! Melania will soon be free!”
As of press time Melania had already called the Department of Justice to ask if she could help them in any way.