NASA Slapped With A Restraining Order After Probing The Sun’s Atmosphere

A restraining order was handed down to NASA on Tuesday after one of their spacecrafts was seen lurking near the Sun before it penetrated the massive ball of fire; touching it right on the atmosphere. Here’s what people are saying:

“Yeah, okay. But what was the sun wearing?” – Father Michael Jorgenson
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“Sounds hot!” – Shelly Thomlinson, 49, budtender
“NASAs will be NASAs.” – Timothy Hatfield, 35, stay-at-home son