Trump Lawsuit Blocks Release Of Evidence He Claims Exonerates Him

Donald Trump filed a lawsuit today in an effort to block the National Archives from releasing documents about the January 6th insurrection to the congressional committee that is investigating the events of that day. Experts say that Trump’s claim of ‘executive privilege’ in the lawsuit will not be enough for him to win, but may help him slow down the legal process long enough to reach the next election cycle.

When questioned on how she felt about everything taking so long, Nancy Pelosi stated, “If we were to give him his Twitter account back he’d incriminate himself within a few hours. So that’s something we’re working on convincing Twitter to do.”

When reached for comment, Trumps legal defense team gave a short statement.

“President Trump did nothing wrong, and he’ll sue you too if you try to confirm that he did nothing wrong.”

As of press time Trump was building the wall with all of the bricks he was shitting.


Photo credit Gage Skidmore.