A recent poll from the Center for Politics at the University of Virginia says that a majority of Trump voters at least “somewhat” support the idea of seceding from the United States. Here’s what people are saying.
“Would they secede and then become a bunch of shithole countries? Or would they form one large shithole country?” – Janet Carrols, 47, pole dancing instructor
“They already seceded from reality. What’s one more thing?” – Ryan Dilford, 35 stay-at-home son
“If at first you don’t secede, try, try again.” – Joseph Ramirez, 43, professional K-Y Jelly wrestler
Main photo credit Gage Skidmore