Dr. Anthony Fauci is now selling merchandise on the CDC website that says “DeSantis = Death Sentence,” “Don’t DeathSantis My America” and “Don’t Florida My America” after Florida governor Ron DeSantis put “Don’t Fauci My Florida” products on his website.
“Florida has seen a 429% increase in COVID cases in the past 14 days and they’ve got a vaccinated governor who says ‘don’t trust the government, you don’t need the vaccine’,” Fauci stated. “You can’t make this shit up!”
Fauci also had a message for people who want to buy “Don’t Fauci My Florida” clothing.
“By all means, wear the shirts,” Fauci stated. “They’re a warning to those around you that you’re careless when it comes to COVID. It’s basically a big sign that says ‘don’t come near me, I’m a selfish, dangerous moron’.”
All of the money that Fauci raises through sales on the CDC website will go toward the protection and care of elderly and immunocompromised people whose lives are being put in danger by DeSantis and his followers.
“On behalf of all the immunocompromised and at-risk Americans I’d like to say that Ron DeSantis can go right ahead and fuck himself,” Fauci added.