Would-be shoppers were suddenly unable to complete purchases from Amazon on Sunday night after an intern opened a phishing email from hackers. Sources inside Amazon have confirmed that the intern has been demoted to unpaid warehouse worker.
“He opened an email from Jeff.Bezos69@Amazon.net and legitimately thought it was an official email from Jeff Bezos himself,” one source stated. “And now were losing a ridiculous amount of money every second that we’re down.”
Meanwhile, countless Amazon warehouse workers were finally given their first bathroom break in months after online orders trickled to a halt.
More as this story develops.