Afraid to speak up, shopper Meaghan Swallsworth just decided to pick up a nearby item and pretend to inspect it while actually waiting for some guy at the grocery store to get the fuck out of her way.
Trying her hardest not to yell at him, Swallsworth instead started screaming in her head “Move! Fucking move you fucking moron!”
Swallsworth’s internal screaming and fake inspection of some protein shakes lasted for 20 to 30 seconds, but to her it felt like a lifetime.
Just minutes later Swallworth would find herself stuck behind a different shopper and their kids after they decided to park in the middle of the goddamned aisle for some fucking reason.