A new Gallup Poll revealed today that nearly 100 percent of the general public isn’t concerned over why the extremely wealthy are trying so desperately to make it to outer space, and quickly.
When reached for comment, Elon Musk said he had just finished talking with Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos about finalizing their flight manifests of fellow elites that will be aboard their respective spaceships.
“It’s not like the world is going to end in the very, very, very near future. Haha ha.” Musk laughed nervously. “We’re just finalizing everything right now because… uhh haha… well that’s how us billionaires are. Always prepared and ahead of the times.”
“Plus, I’d feel like a real asshole if we were about to launch from this uninhabitable planet next month… I mean… err haha… decades and decades from now, God forbid, and we had somehow accidentally left someone really cool behind, like Betty White,” Musk concluded.