CDC Warns That People Who Cosplay As Open Carry Heroes Are Now Also Pretending To Be Vaccinated

man who cosplays as an open carry hero now also pretending to be vaccinated

The Center For Disease Control issued a warning today to the American public letting them know that “the same people who enjoy cosplaying as a ‘good-guy-with-a-gun’ are now also pretending that they are vaccinated.”

“They are lying again,” head of CDC Rochelle Walensky stated. “They are once again claiming that they have something in them that they do not; the ability to be a hero and a COVID vaccine in their systems.”

As of press time the CDC was advising the public to continue avoiding these people, as usual, for multiple health and personal reasons.

Photo credit Eli Christman

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