Sir David Attenborough Films Own Birthday Sex & Adds Narration For Upcoming Biopic

Sir David Attenborough narrates own birthday sex

English broadcaster and natural historian Sir David Attenborough has a new biopic coming out next year and he’s not pulling any punches. Reportedly, Attenborough was overheard today talking about how he had just finished filming birthday sex for the documentary.

“I documented today’s coitus in order to bestow upon the world the intimate details of my annual copulation,” Attenborough was overheard saying,”I want the audience to know every single detail of my life.”

According to the source, Attenborough plans to record the narration for today’s sexual intercourse before moving on to film himself on the toilet.

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