After having tried everything to roll back an unsupported update meant to start a “new phase” of their relationship, Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.
“Unfortunately Melinda and I are unable to return to the previous version of our relationship,” a teary-eyed Bill Gates stated. “More often than not, these updates are good; however, they can also break your marriage.”
Mr. Gates also made it clear that the couple’s divorce has nothing to do with performance problems or anything about him being “Microsoft.” Interestingly, because of a poorly-written prenuptial agreement, Melinda will be getting all of the houses and Bill will only be getting the windows.
Photo credit Kjetil Ree