Cocaine Drops Don Jr. As Official Spokesperson For Drug

Cocaine Drops Don Jr As Spokesperson For Drug

The manufacturer of cocaine released a brief statement today cutting ties with their now-former spokesperson Donald Trump Jr.

“We stand for responsible use of cocaine. A bump here, a line there. You know, a rail every once in awhile,” the statement read. “But not this! Not whatever this sad mess is. It’s far too much. We sincerely wish Don Jr. the best in his future endeavors.”