Elon Musk Loses ‘Richest Person In The World’ Title To dildo_swaggins69

Elon Musk loses richest man in world title to redditor dildo swaggins 69

Former richest man in the world Elon Musk was overtaken today by Reddit user dildo_swaggins69 after the amateur investor managed to turn investments in Gamestop, AMC, and Dogecoin into more than $277 billion over the course of a week.

When reached for comment on how it felt to become the richest person in the world so quickly, the anonymous dildo-swaggins69 stated, “Together apes strong 🦍. Buy and hold r*****s. To the fucking moooon! 🚀🚀🚀 Let’s go0o0oo!”

Notably, several other Reddit users, including OwenWilsonsNose, Intradouching_Myself, JustThepenisTip, and BreadPitt have also become billionaires overnight.

4 thoughts on “Elon Musk Loses ‘Richest Person In The World’ Title To dildo_swaggins69

  1. Wtf!? Wow man….never been more obv how money just makes money…

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