‘I Can Stop Anytime I Want!’ Shouts Trump While Using Last of His Money to Double Down on Recounts

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Trump I can stop whenever i want doubles down on recount

A desperate, broke Donald Trump was overheard shouting “C’mon baby! Donny needs a new set of results!” as he rolled the dice again by sending yet another $3 million to Wisconsin to recount votes for a second time.

“The president has a real problem and it’s quite sad,” one staffer confirmed. “Mr. Trump’s recount addiction has him stuck in a never-ending cycle of lies and deliberate distortion of facts. Unfortunately his supporters are enabling him as they keep giving the president donations whenever he asks.”

Indeed, shortly after blowing another $3 million in Wisconsin, Trump made yet another plea for money.

“I can get back all of those lost votes in Georgia and Pennsylvania if you just give me a couple million dollars,” a wild-eyed Trump told his followers “I swear, I’m good for it! Just send me the money and I’ll pay you back with a victory.”


Photo Credit Michael Vadon

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