(Brookfield, WI) After overeating during her Thanksgiving meal with lots of friends and family, Grandma Gertrude Sullivan will nod off in her comfy recliner for a few hours in a food coma; like she does every year. Just a few days later, she’ll be taken to the hospital where she will test positive for COVID that’s traced back to Thanksgiving. She’ll be put on a ventilator. Not long thereafter, Grandma Sullivan will slip into an actual coma and die.
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Sat Nov 28 , 2020
A desperate, broke Donald Trump was overheard shouting “C’mon baby! Donny needs a new set of results!” as he rolled the dice again by sending yet another $3 million to Wisconsin to recount votes for a second time. “The president has a real problem and it’s quite sad,” one staffer confirmed. “Mr. Trump’s recount addiction has him stuck in a never-ending cycle of lies and deliberate distortion of facts. Unfortunately his supporters are enabling him as they keep giving the president donations whenever he asks.” Indeed, shortly after blowing another $3 million in Wisconsin, Trump made yet another plea for money. “I can get back all of those lost votes in Georgia and Pennsylvania if you just give me a couple million dollars,” a wild-eyed Trump told his followers “I swear, I’m good for it! Just send me the money and I’ll pay you back with a victory.” Photo Credit Michael Vadon
