Taylor Swift’s New Album of Only Fart Noises Goes Platinum in Just 10 Minutes

Taylor Swift Album of Only Farts Goes Platinum

Proving that Taylor Swift fans will buy anything she puts out, the singer’s newest album – which is comprised of just her farting – went platinum in only 10 minutes.

Titled ‘Squeak Now,’ Swift’s latest album features farting that lasts for 13 tracks, or nearly 70 minutes.

The singer also announced that she will be releasing a special edition album with commentary and two, live-version bonus tracks. Notably Swift says she made this album entirely by herself using all five restrooms in her Beverly Hills house.

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