Joe Biden told reporters today in an afternoon press conference that his campaign is “so close to victory that he can sniff it” and that he “didn’t even have to creep up from behind this time.”
Biden: ‘We’re So Close to Victory I Can Sniff It’
Absent-Minded: Democrats Forget to Rig House & Senate Races
Having successfully rigged the 2020 presidential election for Joe Biden, Democrats are just now realizing that they forgot to cheat in all of the House and Senate races that took place across the country. “Whoops! We fixed the election for Joe Biden, but we totally forgot to cheat down-ballot,” political organizer Stacey Abrams stated. “We could have easily taken complete control of Congress if someone in our massive conspiracy had just thought of the idea. What a huge missed opportunity!” Despite their gross oversight, Democrats say that they plan to make up for it by cheating in Georgia’s January Senate runoff the same way they cheated in the presidential election: by organizing, registering people to vote, and helping them get to their polling places.
