First Lady Announces Final Phase of ‘Be Best’ Program is Voting Donald Trump Out of Office

In a shocking move today, First Lady Melania Trump announced that her ‘Be Best’ program against bullying has reached its surprise, final phase: voting Donald Trump out of office.

“My fellow Americans. The time has come to teach the biggest bully I’ve ever met a lesson on the largest scale,” Melania smiled. “This November 3rd, I want you all to be your best by casting your vote for Joe Biden. Because when you vote for Joe, you’re not just voting to save America, you’re also standing up to a bully and sending a clear message that we won’t put up with Donald’s bullshit anymore!”

As of press time, it remained unclear if Melania had ended her marriage, since being exceedingly cold-hearted toward the president has always been her thing.