Are Masks Safe?: Choking Deaths Quadruple as Americans Forget to Remove Masks Before Eating

Over 22,400 Americans have choked to death in 2020 – more than four times the yearly average. Experts say the cause is an uptick in less intelligent Americans finally agreeing to wear masks and then forgetting to remove them before eating.

“What we’re seeing is a sizable group of slower people – who were initially refusing to wear masks because the president wasn’t – that are now choking to death on the protective gear,” Dr. Richard Huffman stated. “They get hungry and they neglect to remove their mask before pushing food into their mouths.”

As of press time, experts had no solution to the problem.

“I don’t know what to say anymore; I think nature just wants these people dead,” Huffman stated.