Redskins Change Name to Washington Gropers

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The Washington Redskins announced today that they’ve finally found a more fitting name for their organization after it was revealed that at least 15 women have reported instances of sexual harassment, including unwanted touching. The franchise says that after much debate it has settled on the Washington Gropers. Reportedly, other names that were being considered included the Washington Non-Disclosure Agreements and the Washington Molesters.

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