Trump: ‘Women Should Wear Masks If They’re Ugly’


When asked again today by reporters why he wouldn’t set a good example for the country by wearing a mask, president Trump angered many with his response.

“I’m tired of the mask question. You know who should really be wearing a mask? Ugly women,” Trump stated. “Cover up those dog faces, use a paper bag for all I care. Okay? I don’t care how you do it, just cover it up.”

NPR reporter Amanda Jackson fired back with a follow up question, asking “But Mr. president, you’re morbidly obese and unnaturally orange, so by your standards shouldn’t you be wearing a mask too?”

Visibly upset, Trump made a dismissive hand gesture toward Jackson, said he wouldn’t be taking any more questions, and walked away from the podium.

Moments later White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany gave a statement defending the president.

“Mr. Trump is rightfully upset with and tired of the mask questions. Wearing a mask is a personal choice that the president makes for himself on a daily basis,” McEnany stated. “Having said that, the president was just being facetious when he said only certain women should be wearing a mask. So grow up, it was a joke.”

Shortly thereafter Trump contradicted McEnany and doubled down by tweeting out:

As of press time the United States was still ranked the worst at dealing with COVID-19 among first world countries, but experts point out that this is to be expected considering the country is on day 1,264 of having no leadership.

Photo credit Gage Skidmore

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