Poll: Only 27% of Americans Believe Trump is a Man of Faith


A Politico-Morning Consult poll released today found that 27% of Americans somewhat or strongly believe that president Trump is a man of faith. Meanwhile 55% of respondents say they somewhat or strongly believe that Trump is not a religious man. What do you think?

“Trump is a man of faith? Yeah, maybe if ‘Faith’ is a porn star’s name.” – Jimmy Ruiz, Volunteer Lifeguard
“Aww fuck! Well, we sure as hell don’t want him!” – Mike McGuire, Staunch Atheist
“I’m honestly just amazed that the Bible Trump was holding up last week didn’t burst into flames when he touched it!” – Pope Francis, Infallible Religious Figure

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