Rioters Destroy Police Station, Leaving Just Three More Poorly-Disguised Horcruxes

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Despite deadly counter-charms and curses, another horcrux was destroyed by rioters in Minneapolis last night. Witnesses say that the horcrux, which was poorly disguised as the Third Precinct Police Building, tried to protect itself by apparating countless angry men from white supremacy gatherings across the nation and then outfitting them with riot uniforms, tear gas, rubber bullets, and other weaponry.

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Confederate Statues Across US Are Being Replaced With White Flags of Surrender

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