Wisconsin Supreme Court Suspends All Laws, Citing Infringement on Personal Freedoms

Wisconsin Supreme Court Suspends All Laws Citing Infringement on Personal Freedoms

There are no laws in the state of Wisconsin anymore after a shocking 4-3 decision by the state Supreme Court found today that none of the state’s laws, or even the constitution itself, are constitutional.

In the majority opinion conservative justices argued that “a government body cannot confer on itself the power to dictate the lives of individuals without reaching beyond its own authority; only God can rule over man.”

Upon the conclusion of their final ruling, the Wisconsin Supreme Court officially dissolved itself leaving citizens to fend for themselves.

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