‘I Can’t Quit You!’ Gronkowski Tells Brady During NFL Comeback Announcement

Echoing the famous line from the 2005 hit film Brokeback Mountain, an emotional Rob Gronkowski announced his return to the NFL by telling former teammate and star quarterback Tom Brady that he was coming back just to be with him.

“I can’t quit you!” Gronkowski sobbed. “So I’m coming to Tampa Bay. I’m coming back to be your tight end Tom. I love you.”

As of press time Gronkowski had already secured a locker right next to Brady and the two men had started deflating footballs.