Could Something in Your Pantry Kill You? This Man Will Find Out Tonight by Eating Everything in There!

It’s true that we’re surrounded every day by items and objects that could kill us, but are there things lurking in your pantry that could also kill you?

Yes. The answer is yes.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON’T EAT EVERYTHING IN YOUR PANTRY! Listen. You’re just having a bit of a rough time in quarantine and this won’t last forever.

Also – pro tip – never eat raw flour, which may look harmless, but could very well give you E. coli.

Finally, remember that someone you live with is way more likely to kill you than something in your pantry. Unless of course they use something from the pantry in order to do it. Then it was more of a tag-team situation.

Key takeaways:

Don’t eat everything in the pantry.
Don’t trust the people that you are closest to.
Stop eating raw flour.