Trump Has Ventilators For Every Family Member Except Tiffany and Eric

During a press conference at the Norfolk Navy Base today president Trump was asked by a reporter if he had a personal ventilator set aside for himself. The president surprised everyone with his answer.

“You don’t have to be hit by a ventilator, literally, a ventilator, to know that answer Peter,” a visibly angry Trump said to the reporter. “Because the cost of losing me is too high. Without me the country is in trouble. Big, big trouble! So yeah, Peter, I’ve got a ventilator. I’ve got one for everyone but Tiffany and Eric. It wouldn’t work on them because they’re both mouth breathers. And I hope you never get one for asking ridiculous questions like this. Get lost! Get out of here with that crap Peter!”