Michigan Town Surprises Struggling Neighbor With Free Toilet Paper

(Ann Arbor, MI) Dressed in black and under the cover of darkness, the neighbors of Chad and Karen Seymour opened their hearts and supply rooms to donate $1,000 worth of toilet paper directly to the couple’s front lawn, porch, trees, roof, cars, and mailbox.

“They truly deserved it,” one neighbor confirmed while speaking on condition of anonymity. “Couldn’t have happened to a nicer couple.”

This morning the Mayor of Ann Arbor Christopher Taylor spoke out.

“Our city is setting an example in creative giving,” Taylor stated. “We encourage everyone to share their supplies with neighbors in need. Even if they were complete assholes like the Seymor’s.”

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