Germany Limits Gatherings to Two People With Blond Hair and Blue Eyes

In their latest move to combat the coronavirus, Germany has taken the most extreme measures to date by limiting gatherings to groups of two.

“We are only pairing men and women with blond hair and blue eyes. No other congregating will be allowed,” President Frank-Walter Steinmeier confirmed.

The move has both raised suspicions and sparked outrage in the global community. What do you think?

“As long as there’s still veteran-aryans, I don’t really care.” – Klaus, German Shepherd
“We all see what’s going on here and it ain’t gonna fly.” – John Klausen, US WWII Fighter Pilot
“What? You already know how I feel about this!” – Bradoff Pitler, Former Failed Community Organizer