Lifehack: How 35 Weighted Blankets Can Get Your Partner to Stop Snoring for Good

1 in 4 people are chronic snorers, and if you’re reading this, we know that you’re desperately looking for a solution that will end your partner’s snoring for good. So here it is, plain and simple: this quick lifehack will completely change your life.

Step 1: Acquire 35, 12-pound weighted blankets.

Step 2: Wait for your partner to fall asleep.

Step 3: Slowly cover your partner in layer after layer of weighted blankets until the snoring stops. Ignore any muffled screams and within minutes you’ll be enjoying the silence.

Step 4: Repeat the process if your future cellmate also turns out to be a snorer.

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