British Airways will exclusively fly people infected with coronavirus to keep passengers safe

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British Airways announced today that they’ll be denying all healthy passengers access to flights both to and from China. Instead, the company says it will offer flights exclusively to people infected with the coronavirus.

“Our pilots, flight attendants, baggage handlers, and passengers will all be required to have the virus to board,” CEO Alex Cruz stated. “This way, as we fly sick people around the world, they won’t be infecting their fellow plane riders. Hopefully ideas like this will spread quickly.”

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