Retired Pope Benedict breaks silence on blue balls, wet dreams in Church life, and nobody wants to hear it

Former Pope Benedict released his new book today entitled From the Depths of Our Loins: Silk Boxers & Swollen Balls. The book aims to educate the public on the sexual struggles that come with being a clergyman. What do you think?

“So that’s disgusting.” – Julia Lorrens, Health Teacher

“Unless it comes with advice on how to get this old pecker pumping, I’m not interested.” – Harold Higgins, Pharmaceutical Sales Rep.

“I just wear silk boxers and go for a jog. Blue balls solved!” – Justin Parks, Asexual Stripper


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