Retired Pope Benedict breaks silence on blue balls, wet dreams in Church life, and nobody wants to hear it

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Former Pope Benedict released his new book today entitled From the Depths of Our Loins: Silk Boxers & Swollen Balls. The book aims to educate the public on the sexual struggles that come with being a clergyman. What do you think?

“So that’s disgusting.” – Julia Lorrens, Health Teacher

“Unless it comes with advice on how to get this old pecker pumping, I’m not interested.” – Harold Higgins, Pharmaceutical Sales Rep.

“I just wear silk boxers and go for a jog. Blue balls solved!” – Justin Parks, Asexual Stripper


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