New poll shows most Iowa men are “open to” sleeping with Pete Buttigieg

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A new Des Moines Register/CNN/Mediacom Iowa Poll shows that 54% of likely male voters would be open to sleeping with Pete Buttigieg. What do you think?

“If the timing were right, and I didn’t have these pesky kids, I’d give that boy a good ol’ roll in the hay. Definitely dress him up in overalls and a straw hat first…mmmmmhhmmmm.” – Tom Storms, Wheat Farmer

“You know when you first see someone and you just need to sit on their face? I’ve been dealing with that since Pete announced. So, uhhh yeah. Sign me up!” – Daniel Vasquez, Volunteer Lifeguard

“I’d like a shot with him. I’ve got $10k in sex toys that says he won’t care who’s doing what to where.” – Charline Tomlinson, Kindergarten Teacher

“No judgement, but no thanks. It’s not for me. Now I can certainly keep watch from the closet while Pete and someone else go at it. You know, just to make sure my little Petey is safe.” – Howard Rothstein, Boy Scout Troop Leader

“The Iowa caucus process is itself an invitation to keep an open mind, but who the fuck wrote this polling question?” – Pete Buttigieg, Sex Icon & Presidential Candidate


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