United Methodist Church kicks out homophobic members for being “weird little bigots”

United Methodist Church kicks out homophobic members for being "weird little bigots"

Leaders of the United Methodist Church announced today that they’ve excommunicated all homophobic church members and clergy from the religious organization.

“Followers who are concerned about what other people do with their genitals are welcome to start their own weird, little, bigoted religion,” Bishop Kenneth H. Carter stated. “We want no part of their thinly-veiled hatred for people who are different from them.”

Hours later, excommunicated church members announced that they’ve already started the “Straight Power Methodist” denomination where self-loathing homosexuals are still welcome.