Historic: Iran votes to allow women in pornography

In a narrow 151-139 vote, Iranian Parliament voted today to allow women to star in pornography. Up until today, women had been barred from appearing in any adult films or printed magazines.

“No longer will we have to dress young men as women in order to shoot our films,” Iranian President Hassan Rouhani smiled. “No longer will we have to pretend that we aren’t masturbating to thinly-veiled gay porn.”

Going forward, Rouhani says that any citizen caught viewing the old Iranian porn will be stoned to death for being a homosexual.

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