Warmer temperatures this weekend will reinforce that you are a lazy slob with no hobbies

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With temperatures warming up, and plenty of things to do, most Americans will spend the weekend on the couch binge watching TV.

“By 4pm or so on a Sunday, the majority of citizens will once again realize that they’re doing nothing with their lives,” Behavioral Scientist Amanda Rogers stated. “Then they’ll begin experiencing that Sunday sinking feeling as the weight of Monday approaches; now fully aware that they’re heading back to their dead-end job tomorrow.”

Rogers says that the cycle will typically repeat for most Americans until they die, unfulfilled; having lived a meaningless life.

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