President Trump announced today that he may not participate in the 2020 Presidential Debates after realizing that he’s used up every last one of his best words.
“I’ve said ’em all folks. All of my best, most tremendous words. Every single one of them,” Trump stated. “Bigly, Nazzies, yuge, Chjy-na, covfefe; and anything I tried to say while my dentures were falling out. That’s all I got.”