A British startup company is selling a toilet that is unbearable to sit on after five minutes

British startup, StandardToilet, announced its latest product today: a toilet with a seat that angles 13-degrees downward; making sitting unbearable after just five minutes. With 89% of Americans saying they surf the web while on the toilet at work, experts say it’s only a matter of time before the product hits US workplaces. What do you think?

“What a great way to limit my time on Twitter. Can we get one for the president?” – Janice Dunbar, Life Coach & Gang Leader
“For fucksake man, just let me take a crap!” – Steven Noonan, Stay at Home Dad
“In unrelated news: Introducing the all-new AssWedge! A 13-degree toilet seat attachment!” – Herold Jenkins, Irritable Bowel Syndrome sufferer

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