China will launch their elderly into a supermassive black hole large enough to quietly solve their population problem

China announced today that it will be launching its first massive shuttle filled with hundreds of elderly citizens into a supermassive black hole.

With China’s 65 and older population expected to reach 487 million, or nearly 35 percent by 2050, scientists say the new plan should be able to cut that number in half by 2036. By then, China estimates there will be 250 million corpses rocketing toward the black hole – an event that will mark the freest a Chinese citizen has ever been.