A recent study measuring hypersensitivity and narcissism in various age groups conclusively demonstrated thatBaby Boomers are by far the most sensitive and self-important group of US citizens. Boomers also scored the highest for defensiveness, authoritativeness, stubbornness, and internalized low self esteem. What do you think?
“When is science going to learn to respect its fucking elders!?” – Merle Jenkins, Climate Change Denier
“I’d say I feel bad for them if they weren’t all such miserable twats.” – Dave Michaels, Hospice Worker
“No sane person can live past the age of 60 without having their soul crushed. Just be happy they aren’t trying to kill everyone.” – Sylvia Thornton, Psychiatrist
Without needing a hashtag to trend on Twitter, most Americans with any taste say they were already boycotting the Hallmark Channel by simply scrolling past it in the TV guide. Meanwhile, the remainder of Americans tuning in will be treated to this incredibly fucking diverse schedule today:
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