Study: Boomers are more sensitive & narcissistic than millennials

A recent study measuring hypersensitivity and narcissism in various age groups conclusively demonstrated that Baby Boomers are by far the most sensitive and self-important group of US citizens. Boomers also scored the highest for defensiveness, authoritativeness, stubbornness, and internalized low self esteem. What do you think?

“When is science going to learn to respect its fucking elders!?” – Merle Jenkins, Climate Change Denier
“I’d say I feel bad for them if they weren’t all such miserable twats.” – Dave Michaels, Hospice Worker
“No sane person can live past the age of 60 without having their soul crushed. Just be happy they aren’t trying to kill everyone.” – Sylvia Thornton, Psychiatrist