Unemployment plummets as thousands of Americans finally open up that Etsy store they’ve been talking about

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The jobs report is in and unemployment has dipped to 3.5% after over 225,000 Americans finally made the dream of owning and operating their very own Etsy shop a reality. What do you think?

“Will they be making their crafts out of food stamps?” – Lisa Rhodes, social worker
“Unless they’re selling coal I don’t see how this helps anyone.” – Myron Boggs, Trump Administration EPA Advisor
“Cool. We totally needed more kitschy t-shirt shops online.” – Bryan Timmins, volunteer lifeguard
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