Alarming: Most Americans have no plan for when they aren't raptured

Alarming: Most Americans have no plan for when they aren't raptured

Although most Americans admit they aren’t worthy of going to Heaven, the vast majority also say that they haven’t made a plan for when they inevitably become God’s leftovers. What do you think?

“Nice try, but everyone knows that God doesn’t care what you do wrong in life as long as you’re sorry!”
“I just assume I’ll find a nice demon with a barbed penis and become their sex slave.”
“That’s nice honey, but I’m pretty sure we’re already living in hell.”
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