Mike Pence revokes pardons after learning two male turkeys overnighted at the luxe Willard Intercontinental Hotel

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Mike Pence revokes pardon for two male turkeys after learning they overnighted at the luxe Willard Intercontinental Hotel

Vice President Mike Pence had president Trump revoke the pardons for two male turkeys that were set free yesterday after learning they’d stayed together in a room at the luxe Willard Intercontinental Hotel the previous night. The reversal marks the first time that the turkeys weren’t spared since the White House tradition began in 1989.

After the turkeys were slain, Pence took them home to stuff and serve at his Thanksgiving dinner. As of press time it’s unclear whether or not the Vice President will stick his head in the oven as well.

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